Monday, August 28, 2006

Joe Biden, Ritz Cracker

Joe Biden, proving himself to be as graceful as Howard Dean, if not as handsome:

Sen. Joseph Biden says he can hold his own in a 2008 presidential primary against Democratic contenders from the South, noting that his home state of Delaware was a "slave state."

Biden dismissed the notion that he was a "Northeastern liberal" who would have a poor showing in the South against other likely contenders such as Virginia Gov. Mark Warner and former Sen. John Edwards of North Carolina, the 2004 Democratic vice presidential nominee.

"Better than anybody else," Biden said, when asked on "Fox News Sunday" to rate his chances of winning Southern states.

"You don't know my state," he said. "My state was a slave state. My state is a border state. My state has the eighth-largest black population in the country. My state is anything from a Northeast liberal state."

If someone were to tell me that Deleware is a Southern state, I'd say, "Delewhat?" and then, "Yeah, okay, fine." It's arguable, sure, but I wouldn't argue it, because I don't care. But if you do care, as Joe Biden does, and if you're a politician, as Joe Biden is, you want to avoid the "we used to enslave our neighbors" argument.