Monday, November 15, 2004

Mr. Rogers vs. The Republican Party

Do you have to ask who wins? There's some debate. From the article below:

"When the conservative talk show hosts start saying bad things about Harry Reid, it will be like attacking Mr. Rogers," Senator Ben Nelson, Democrat of Nebraska, said of Mr. Reid, who shares Mr. Rogers's affection for a cardigan.

Conservative talk show hosts would hang Mr. Rogers with his cardigan, sell his organs on the black market, and bulldoze the Neighborhood of Make Believe to build a Wal-Mart. Then, they'd tell America that it was nothing more than a little hazing, that Mr. Rogers was a terrorist, and that the Neighborhood of Make Believe was a blight.