Thursday, October 14, 2004

A Message from John Kerry and John Edwards to Homophobes

To whom it may concern:

So, you want us to stop reminding you that Mary Cheney is a lesbian, huh? You want us to let you believe that George Bush truly shares your petty hatred, that he isn't simply exploiting it to win your vote? You want to vote for an unadulterated homophobe like you?

Too fucking bad.

You don't vote for us, and honestly, you suck. So we don't care if you're happy. We don't care to maintain your lame delusions. We enjoy reminding you that Mary Cheney is a lesbian. We think you should know that she built her career marketing to gay consumers. We think you should know that both she and her partner, Heather Poe, joined the rest of the Cheney family on stage following the Vice-Presidential debate. We think they belong there, and you know what? So does the rest of the Cheney family.

In closing, you're a tool. You'll continue to be a tool as long as you let your sad bigotry determine your vote. When you stop being a tool, consider voting for us. Until then, please accept the enclosed bumper sticker. It reads as follows:

A VOTE FOR BUSH IS A VOTE FOR BIG GAY MARY,
SO STAY HOME ON NOVEMBER 2, ASSHOLE.

Sincerely,

John Kerry and John Edwards